Sunday, December 22, 2019

Knives Out: The Hole in the Doughnut Hole

If we must absolutely talk about the quality of Rian Johnson's films, we should probably first address the elephant in the room: yes, he did, in fact, direct one of the best, yet also most divisive, Star Wars movies and yes, said movie probably would have been better with a surer hand at the director's chair. The Last Jedi, despite being pretty great from a whole usurp-the-whole-system by way of arguing the validity of good and evil as being a matter of perspective argument, also lacked in basic entertainment value. The space battles were anemic and, yes, a large portion of the second act seemed to revolve around a bunch of alien llamas which, in turn, kind of made the movie something of a narrative mess. This, coupled with the fact that I've officially seen all of Johnson's movies (so you wouldn't have to), forces the most obvious conclusion: sci-fi and fantasy are NOT Rian Johnson's better genres (see also: Looper) and he'd probably be better off staying far away from them. Now, hard-boiled detective or noir-level mysteries? That's something we could probably all get behind the guy for. Case in point: Knives Out.
Yes, Knives Out is a great movie. The cast, even Katherine Langford, is perfect with enough nuance to make me both empathize with the characters for their flaws and hate them for their assorted pettiness, the plot, especially for a murder mystery, had enough twists to stay exciting without becoming tiring and the dialog stayed smart without being condescending. Tying all of these pros together are an outstanding turn by Daniel Craig as the closest thing to a Southern Hercule Poirot and Ana de Armas as a beyond reproach good person (something most mysteries have a hard time nailing because of the whole “Everyone Lies” motif). It not only kept me guessing but it kept me caring until the very end. Hey, Hollywood: THIS is how you make a mystery stick.
Unfortunately, mostly due to an at-times wordy script, the movie will, on occasion, dip into mundane segues that no one in any sane audience would care about on their best day. While Benoit Blanc (Craig) and his belief in Marta (de Armas) did serve as a backbone for a large portion of the narrative outside of the main plot, it also tended to veer towards obscure observations about existence for the sake of making Blanc even more eccentric than he needed to be to actually solve the case. I appreciate a cast of quirky and memorable characters, Johnson. You don't have to start making references to Gravity's Rainbow when it has NOTHING to do with the investigation.
As for watching it, do you binge watch TV shows like the Midsomer Murders or the Poirot Collection and wish American screenwriters had that kind of talent? This is a movie meant to bring you hope that, not only does that talent exists, but it desperately wants to get out. Would you rather just shut off your brain for a few hours? They were playing Frozen 2 in three other theaters and I'm sure there's musical Earworm Medication that exists somewhere without the need for a lobotomy. Choose that which makes your brain cry the least, I guess.
Rian Johnson (Brick) goes back to what he's excelled at in the past with Knives Out, a fun, at times completely insane, journey through greed and murder that somehow feels like a misplaced feel-good story when the smoke finally settles. With the death of legendary mystery writer Harlan Thrombey (Christopher Plummer) and the gathering of his assorted viper's nest of a family for his will reading, well-known consultant detective Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig) arrives under mysterious circumstances to have one last look at the case before the police officially rule the entire thing a garden variety suicide. Michael Shannon will play crazy, Don Johnson will play kind of racist, Jamie Lee Curtis will play high strung, Toni Collette will play hipster and their collective disdain/begrudging tolerance of de Armas' Marta will come back to bite them in the most satisfying way ever. How many other movies can make you anticipate a will reading with a bunch of gold diggers and still be so immensely satisfied when the ultimate realization finally happens?
My score: 9/10. Post-Captain America Chris Evans is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs. Someone start a freaking petition already! 

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