Sunday, March 12, 2017

Lego Batman Movie: Everything is (Slightly Less) Awesome

While I'm aware he's been around for far more decades than myself, it's still really hard to take anything Batman-related seriously because, let's be honest, no one else seems to even when they seem to demand your respect. The character, either through federal intervention, lazy writing or just the simplest of greedy motivations, has run the gamut of everything from hilariously bad (Batman and Robin) to horribly bad (Batman vs. Superman) to goofily awesome (Batman 66) to realistically average (Dark Knight Rises). Throughout these iterations, it always feels like the creators all had one thing in common: none of them were actually Batman fans. Well, for those of you wondering about the creators of Lego Batman, yes, they are fans and, yes, they are ready and willing to call out the character for his shaky history. The good news? The result is freaking awesome.
For all intents and purposes, Lego Batman could possibly lay claim to not only the best version of the character ever (Will Arnett) but also the first Batman movie to not take itself too serious to actually be fun. The characters are interesting, the setting is fun, the jokes are funny and, underneath the kid-friendly veneer of Lego blocks and PG dialog, there's an encyclopedic knowledge of Batman and his history that seems to exist for one very special reason: to make fun of just how ridiculous he truly is. This isn't the broody Nolan movies or the wasted Snyder attempt. At its core, its an argument that, if Batman wasn't such a loner, maybe he wouldn't constantly be reinventing himself (via numerous different writers and artists). Its like a Batman movie that tells you that Batman kind of stinks if you think about it too hard. Take that, nerds!
Unfortunately, and mostly because of its obvious connection to the superior Lego Movie, not quite everything really lines up when its supposed to. While the cast, setting and story are near perfect, the movie falls into a rut near the beginning of the third act due to the poor animation of what I call “Lego Action” (i.e. what happens when you try to fluidly animate plastic bricks). And, while its predecessor went out of its way to cleverly mock crass commercialism and kid movies as a whole, Batman lacks some of the biting humor that probably would have pushed this one over than particular ledge of quality. Hey, they can't all have an annoying song that you don't mind getting stuck in your head.
As for watching it, are you a Batman fan or a small child? Go watch this. The fan in you will love the Easter Eggs of days gone by and the kid in you will love the inherent silliness (sort of like the franchise as a whole). Are you neither of these things? Go watch Fifty Shades Darker as punishment for your boring existence.
Chris McKay (Robot Chicken) takes his irreverent comedic talents to the big screen with The Lego Batman Movie, a movie meant to help Batman fans get over themselves. When Gotham City, a multicolored metropolis supported by a flimsy brick bridge over a void that “smells strangely of dirty underwear”, is attacked by The Joker (Zach Galifianakis), Batman, with the help of accidentally adopted son Robin (Michael Cera), must find a way not only to put everything right, but also help Batman work out his compatibility issues with...well, everyone. Along the way, Rosario Dawson will be the best Batgirl ever, Superman (Channing Tatum) will seem like a bigger tool than he probably is and Jerry Macguire will be openly mocked as an unintentional comedy. It's like the movie equivalent of a flame war, but you have to be a comic book fan to either laugh or be offended by it.
My score: 8/10. In the movie, the Joker does bad things because he feels neglected and unappreciated by Batman's constant indifference to him. This movie actually claims bad things happen because Batman's a jerk. I wasn't aware filmmakers had guts like that. Respect.

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