Sunday, March 11, 2018

Annihilation: Cool Premise; Awful Execution

The thing about high-minded science fiction, other than the fact that it tends to lose its way through too much science and not enough fiction, is that most movies that qualify for that particular subgenre tend to feel like the script was written long before the ending was even considered. When this happens, such movies tend to feel like well-acted (Contact), well-scripted (The Arrival) set ups for endings that, because of the overly high expectations placed upon them by their unique plots, never ever live up to what audiences will expect from the movie. Oh, hey, Annihilation! Ready to join the club?
Let it be known that, despite what I'm about to say about this particular movie, it never quite qualifies as awful even after it hits the two hour mark, runs into the more-bit-off-than-chewable conundrum or when it finally tries to say anything of meaning but merely falls flat due to all the dangling threads it leaves behind. The acting ranges from good to great, the premise (wonky alien thing engulfing large amounts of land and...turning them) is cool and well scripted and it even tries to balance its dramatic elements with a visually stunning setting and booming score. If this hadn't been a sci-fi movie that promised answers to its many bonkers scenarios, this would have been a fun, if high-minded, sci-fi attempt in the vein of Bladerunner or Ghost in the Shell.
Unfortunately, despite first act efforts that seem to be to the contrary, Annihilation ultimately becomes just another bland, too-smart-for-its-own-good sci-fi movie. The characters start charming but eventually turn into every science officer in every bad sci-fi movie ever (they try to feed you science instead of fun-sounding nonsense), the actual plot is heavy-handed and lacks basic needs for this kind of movie (it isn't fun to watch because it spends too much time trying to educate) and that previously mentioned sound design tends to get thrown out in the third act for what can best be described as “let's deafen the audience so they don't notice we have nothing worthwhile to say”. There are flutters of The Martian attempted here (serious talk tempered by some levity), but it's shallow and never tries to deviate from its source material enough to make anyone care.
As for watching it, Black Panther is still in its wonky coronation phase so, if you haven't seen it yet, this is probably your chance before the regret of being swallowed up by all the misplaced hype so, you know, go see that one instead. Otherwise, Every Day is out if you want to watch a pretty fantastic young actress (Angourie Rice) act her age for once (that's not actually a good thing come to think about it) or you could, like me, just watch the entire Mythica movie series on Amazon (don't do that either). So... Black Panther again?
Alex Garland (Ex Machina) follows up a pretty intelligent, entertaining sci-fi movie with a pretty intelligent sci-fi movie that doesn't quite know how to entertain with Annihilation, a well-acted, abysmally-paced, well-shot piece of cinematic sci-fi that exists solely to be swallowed up by the bigger, better-advertised movie currently in the next theater. When her long-missing husband (Oscar Isaac) suddenly appears on her doorstep with life-threatening, scientifically impossible symptoms, Biologist Lena (Natalie Portman) joins a military expedition into Area X, a region of Florida hit by a meteor exhibiting odd biological behavior, in a desperate attempt to save his life. Wildlife will look both horrifying and awesome, the characters won't be around long enough for you to care about them, and you'll likely leave the theater with that weird, unsatisfied taste in your mouth that, if you're really unlucky, will compel you try to read the book series which will loop back around to making the author think people actually care about his books which will make him want to make more movies in an endless idiot loop for the rest of record-able history. Or you could just put a stop to it now and AVOID IT.
My score: 4/10. On second thought, watching the Mythica fantasy series (a five movie series funded by Kickstarter) wasn't so bad. It's basically a bunch of SyFy channel quality movies with meh acting and occasionally funny dialogue. Also, it has Kevin Sorbo in, like, four of them. I think that last one is a win...

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